thewalkerqueen:

I LOVE SEPTEMBER FIRST BECAUSE THE STARKID FANDOM COMES OUT EVERYWHERE

LIKE

GUYS

THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO SHINE

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wickedgirl24601:

Can we talk about how in tune with each other James and Sirius are? Throughout that whole exchange. One mind.

Also - cheerful, confident and rebellious were just about the best adjectives JKR could have possibly used to describe these two.

I’m never letting this off of my dash

(Source: prongsvssquid)

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harrypotterdailly:

Here’s your ticket. Stick to it, Harry, it is very important. Stick to it.

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  • me: i have no classes with anybody i know
  • my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
  • me: no

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winterlong:

yourroyalpenis:

i-speak-fluent-nerd:

magick-mayhem:

STOOOOOP

THANKS FOR MAKING ME CRY RUDE

The clock one got me.

This post actually made me teary eyed.

(Source: pjo678)

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twirlytumblfluff:

memeguy-com:

This man knows how to ride a Segway

This is the ONLY way to ride a Segway.

twirlytumblfluff:

memeguy-com:

This man knows how to ride a Segway

This is the ONLY way to ride a Segway.

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‘Men get raped and molested,’ should be a whole sentence. If you have to tack on the word ‘too,’ then you’re using the experience of male victims to silence females instead of giving them their own space.

(via goldenphoenixgirl)

Not sure if I’ve reblogged this before but it always bears repeating.

(via thebicker)

(Source: theresalwaysalwayssomething)

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isthisalright:

I’m not the biggest fan of her music but Nikki says some really smart shit sometimes.

(Source: fuckyeahnickiminaj)

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3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

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ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

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BOYFRIEND / GIRLFRIEND/ DATEMATE APPLICATION

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

doncella-anemona:

Name: 
Gender:
Height:
Orientation:
Age:
Eye Color: 
Hair Color:
Smoking?: 
Drinking?:
Drugs?:
Job:
Favorite Color:
Favorite Band:
Siblings:
Tattoos?:
Favorite Book?:
Perfect Date:
Hobbies:
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:

I swear to God I’m just going to keep reblogging until I finally get a response

(Source: min-tto)

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the-gingerdancer:

i feel like this is a real family photo

the-gingerdancer:

i feel like this is a real family photo

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